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- Enjoy the answers given by elementary school age children
to the Following questions:
- Why Did God make Mothers?
- 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
- 2. Mostly to clean the house.
- 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
- How Did God Make Mothers?
- 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
- 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
- 3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just
used bigger parts.
- What Ingredients Are Mother's Made Of ?
- 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair,everything
nice in the world and one dab of mean.
- 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they
mostly use string, I think.
- Why Did God Give You Your Mother And not Some Other Mom?
- 1. We're related.
- 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms
like me.
- What Kind Of Little Girl Was Your Mom?
- 1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff...
- 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would
be pretty bossy.
- 3. They say she used to be nice.
- What Did Mom Need To Know About Dad Before She Married
Him?
- 1. His last name.
- 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does
he get drunk on beer? Does he make at least $800 a year? Did
he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
- Why Did Your Mom Marry Your Dad ?
- 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom
eats a lot.
- 2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
- 3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap
on.
- Who's The Boss At Your House?
- 1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's
such a goofball.
- 2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection She sees the stuff
under the bed.
- 3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to
do than dad.
- What's The Difference Between Moms And Dads?
- 1. Moms work at work &work at home, &dads just go
to work at work.
- 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
- 3. Dads are taller &stronger, but moms have all the real
power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over
at your friend's.
- What Does Your Mom Do In Her Spare Time?
- 1. Mothers don't do spare time.
- 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. What
Would It Take To Make Your Mom Perfect?
- 1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think
some kind of plastic surgery.
- 2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. If You
Could Change One Thing About Your Mom What Would It Be?
- 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean.
I'd get rid of that.
- 2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my
sister who did it and not me.
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